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Text reads "I am doing comms 4 Nitro!!!". There is a doodle of Skele with lumpy hair and tired eyes that is saying "I just wanna play putt party and gartic phone with my friends."

The page is titled "WHAT I DO." There is a portrait of Skele that says "I can do some cool stuff like this," and a more simple, cartoonish one below it that says "OR if you're feeling generous, I could draw you something like this, and THEN you pay me. There is a text bubble under it all that reads "I also have a few other styles!"

The page is titled "SUM EXAMPLES." It is filled with various drawings, raging from semi-realistic to cartoonish.

The page is labeled "Order Types" and is divided into 3 sections. The largest section has a full-body portrait of Skele that is cut into three segments: one at the shoulders labeled "head," one at the waist labeled "one-half," and one below the feet labeled "full." The second section has a drawing of the cartoonish Skele witha colorful background labeled "not a good example of a pfp, but an example nonetheless." The third section reads "Simple Guy is STILL ONE GIFT."

The page is divided into three sections. Under the "DO's" section, it reads the following in a bulleted list: "I'll try my best at anthro, I can do roblox avatars, I may be able to pull off some gnarly features, blah, blah, blah, I'm better at don'ts than do's." Under the "DON'Ts" section, it reads the following in a bulleted list: "NSFW/kink, heavy gore, mech (nothing against it, it's just hard), ship art (unless it's joke-y), Gacha Life/ Gacha Club OC references. I will kill you if you give me a gacha reference." Skele is joking on that last phrase. Under the "OTHER INFO" section, it reads the following in three text boxes: "I will also take gifted games on Steam! (probably just sum'thin small on my wishlist), If I redirect you to another user, that's just one of my friends! I might decide to give 'em Nitro instead, No more than 3-4 characters unless you're willing to pay me more!"

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